roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
pilosopogyno: Girl1: Ang ganda mo naman! Girl2: Thank you! Haha. Ikaw din. Boy1: Ang gwapo mo naman! Boy2: Huh? Girl1, nakitang naiwan nakabukas ang facebook ni Girl2 Boy1, nakitang naiwan nakabukas ang facebook ni Boy2
imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
Aritha Franklin cover by Gabo Onishi (little brother)
peppermintdegenerate: I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone
bedussey: [opening horn riff from shakira’s “hips don’t lie”] i have arrived
dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
themadhannibal: Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for.
Don’t give up. Keep going. There is always a chance that you stumble onto...– Ann Landers (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.– Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via epikhi)
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
inbox: its not about the money, money, money ((yes it is))
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...– Choke, Chuck Palahniuk (via moonsickledsmiles)
hetauma: spacebattleshipyamato: “are you a boy or a girl?” bitch i might be. BASICALLY
wank-stains: You will never see a set of boobs that look the same Me on the other hand Will never see boobs ever
To be or not to be? Bitch I might be– William Shakespeare (via fabrakay)
watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
vaspim: How is calling someone ugly even an insult anymore like Bitch I might be